today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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ArrREST m eE OFFICeR!!!!!!!
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[throws a rock at your window] do u have any chicken nuggets
Over the course of a few months, I’ve noticed that the particularly horrible customers (I mean the ones that go out of their way to be nasty, to be contrary, to make you personally regret ever taking this job because they would come into your life eventually) all show up around the time that the full moon appears.
Now I’m no believer in astrology. But I’m just saying that the last week has brought me almost to a mental breakdown from the horrible customers, yesterday was the worst day of all, last night was the full moon, and today every customer is complacent and decent.
Anyone else a believer in Moon Theory and modern-day lunatics?
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